Hello website visitor!

I have a new kids book out – it's the hotly anticipated follow up to Old MacDonald Heard A Parp and it is in no way a rip-off of Back to the Future, you can buy it here and it looks like this.


This is my new book. Go out and buy it if you have a child, know a child, are a child or act like a child. Available in all good bookshops and most of the evil ones too.